Gas...

Only one guy I know shares my woe.
He does it all the time with me. We enjoy doing it.
We can really burp long and loud these days.

Spot us in the squash court, chances are we're taking turns to burp with 5 minutes or so.
*raaaarhhhhhhh*

My digestive system's not doing well these days. In the morning, it was like having cramps or somethin' with the pain radiating from beneath the heart. Shit colour's not very normal looking either. It's olive brown by the way, with speckles of spinach green.

It got worse today. Both gantries are giving out emissions!
I kinda pictured this : In the stomach, stuff gets churned; the pyloric sphincter's a lil' faulty thus allowing gas from small intestine to backflow into stomach. Stomach gets inflated, I burp.
In the later regions of the small intestines, I can really feel the rumblings, which leads me to think that it's filled with bubbles-->inflation-->boooooooooooop.